Can I be bought? Of course!

After a lecture, a participant recently asked me: “๐˜ฌ๐˜ฐฬˆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฏ๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ ๐˜š๐˜ช๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ข๐˜ญ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ๐˜ช ๐˜ถ๐˜ฏ๐˜ด ๐˜ท๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ๐˜ช ๐˜ด๐˜ค๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ถ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ? ๐˜ž๐˜ช๐˜ณ ๐˜ธ๐˜ถฬˆ๐˜ณ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ข๐˜ถ๐˜ค๐˜ฉ ๐˜ฅ๐˜ข๐˜ง๐˜ถฬˆ๐˜ณ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ๐˜ป๐˜ข๐˜ฉ๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ…”.

Strange question, I thought…
All right, to clear up any misunderstandings:

๐—๐—”, ๐—ฆ๐—ถ๐—ฒ ๐—ธ๐—ผฬˆ๐—ป๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ป ๐—บ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ต “๐—ฒ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ธ๐—ฎ๐˜‚๐—ณ๐—ฒ๐—ป”.

๐—ก๐—ฒ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ๐—ป ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ฃ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ณ๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜€๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ๐—ถ๐˜๐—ฒ ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ต ๐—ฎ๐—น๐˜€ ๐—•๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—บ๐—ถ๐˜ ๐—ฆ๐—ฐ๐—ต๐˜„๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฝ๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ธ๐˜ ๐—ฎ๐˜‚๐—ณ ๐—ฆ๐—ผ๐—ณ๐˜๐˜„๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ-๐—ค๐˜‚๐—ฎ๐—น๐—ถ๐˜๐—ฎฬˆ๐˜, ๐—ž๐—œ, ๐—–๐—œ๐—ข/๐—–๐—˜๐—ข-๐—–๐—ผ๐—ฎ๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด, ๐—œ๐—ง-๐—ฉ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฎฬˆ๐—ด๐—ฒ, ๐—ฃ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ท๐—ฒ๐—ธ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐˜๐˜๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ด, ๐˜‚.๐˜ƒ.๐—บ.

If the fee is right, I’ll even come and mow your lawn (unlike the other topics, however, there’s no guarantee of quality here).

The only thing you can’t buy is sheet music….
(… before anyone gets creative).

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